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Sexual Harassment Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, " Because It's Keith. The midget." |
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Sex in
the Morning
She
was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He
walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and
said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His
eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not
wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards
she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a
little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"
She
explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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| Mother
Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must
tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the
convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." |
| An
elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks,
"What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us
have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he
is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice
that he agrees. When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse. He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
charges them £50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98. |